She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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