All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
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