Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
Randomize
