but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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