Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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