I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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