Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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