I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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