carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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