His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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