Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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