Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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