writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
