what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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