On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Hippo gnu deer
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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