So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Randomize
