I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
tell me about the fingering
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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