do herpes really smell.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
