Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Randomize
