That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
How does one acquire holy water?
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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