It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
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