sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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