you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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