Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I think I sprained my soul last night
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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