you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I'm both gender and math confused
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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