Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Randomize
