dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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