do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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