so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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