Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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