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Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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