Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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