You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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