I must be too annoying 4 u.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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