This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
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