Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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