is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
no you cant smoke seaweed
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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