You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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