It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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