I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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