So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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