I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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