Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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