What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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