The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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