ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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