This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
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