How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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