If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Randomize
