FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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