Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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