What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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