We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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